Cat Etiquette for the Pandemic

I'm collecting ideas for how we cats can help out during this pandemic with our customary grace. Here's some that I've come up with so far. Please chime in with other ideas if you have them.

1. Learn to Skype. Humans love it when we do that. I don't know why they want us to stare at screens just as fixedly as they do, but they do.

Learn to Skype

2. Leave the toilet paper strictly alone. I'm not kidding about this. Humans everywhere have gotten very touchy about their toilet paper. You may normally enjoy playing with it, but for now, just don't.

Skip the toilet paper shredding

3. Use the Cat Scan. Give all foreign objects that come into the house a careful inspection. Any object that comes through the door could be dangerous!

Cat Scan it!

4. Demonstrate good paw washing technique. Keep reminding your humans of the important of paw hygiene. 

Demonstrate how to clean each toe